Saturday, April 16, 2005

Who are you?

Wanted: True identity of the anonymous poster.
Reward: Tom F-10.

Last seen refering to himself as "CHINA TOWN", "anonymous", "urdumb", "america", "Anonymous" and to me as "Kenny". He talks strangly, using words such as "peace out" and "yo". That is all of the information we have for now. The general public will be updated as more information is discovered. If listeners have any leads, they may comment on this post. Warning: the suspect is considered retarded and annoying. If you see him, stay away from him and call the authorities immediately. For blogger news, this is Kenric F-10. Now, back to you Tom F-10.

18 comments:

Rachael said...

Ya know...you really shouldn't be putting last names on this site.

Tom said...

Yeah, besides, my name is Tom Washington.

"Thank you, Kenrock, onto the local news. Ever since last year, a certain someone says 'your dumb,' not 'you're dumb.' To investigate, I asked Kenrock from the outskirts of Fowler. He said he has said that he says 'your dumb' all the time. So I think he is the one to be questioned for the anonymous poster of 'urdumb.' Back to you, Kenrock."

Adam said...

I think it's Josh because he's in on the whole computer nerd, computer games thing so he'd know about the Ubi Soft gaming company he mentioned. Joel commented on how Josh asked Marnee for the site address before this person started leaving his little disturbances everywhere. Or else it's Joel or Daniel

Adam said...

wait a minute, which strange kid would call kenric, kenny? what about Jennifer_______ as a suspect?

Jenn said...

ok, first of all i wouldnt call kenric kenny, and second f-10 isnt a last name... and its daniel, the end.

Adam said...

i feel so insulted! I can think of much more clever and funny jokes than that

Sarah said...

I posted one of those things, but not the rest. I think that we are dealing with multiple people here. Also you forgot to mention that Billy-Bong or whatever his name is person.

Tom said...

I see this now. I am almost the only person that has never posted anonymous. And I am telling the truth.

Jennifer, I guess Kenric changed _____ to F-10, because of Rachael's comment (Kenric, are you happy?).

Unknown said...

I have never posted as anonymous

Marnee said...

Kenric we cannot listen to your post, so you should say 'for all those reading this' or something like that.
That's my only comment, I don't know anything about anonymous posters. Although I'm sure Sarah has it right. It's not just one person, it's probably a little bit of most of us. (except Jennifer, Ben, Myself, John, and...well, it could have been partly Josh)

Tom said...

Marnee, you are forgetting about me. I have no record of anonyomous posting.

Anonymous said...

guys i live south near the great wall? you guys fight to much and Ubi Soft is a gaming company i own anonymousy i think it's kennyrick

Marnee said...

I don't think I believe you Tom. You totally strike me as a notorious anonymous blogger.

Anonymous said...

What the hey? Eye yam the only urdumb

Tom said...

It still could be anyone of us though, because we know his website.

And trust me, Marnee, I have never posted anonymous. I don't use sarcasm in my comments.

Anonymous said...

heay duds i think it's anonymous o wait that's me

krustacianken said...

Ok, my official guess is Josh. How do I know this? Well, John can't spell worth crap. Meaning, since its probably not John, or Marnee, and it must be a relative of John's, its obviously Josh because "billy bong" can't spell either.

Anonymous said...

I'm still you. remember the clone you made it's me so were both josh yup