Thursday, April 14, 2005

News Flash!

Man Bites Dog
Dog In Serious Condition


"Sources tell us that the suspect is a white male in his late twenties. We advise all dog owners to lock their kennels, the suspect is armed and salivating. We'll have more on the story at 10:00."

2 comments:

Tom said...

Yeah, Ben, and I am fast in track.

Until you have a link to prove it, I will say that it is false.

Anonymous said...

yo, I swear it's the 102.5 WIOG ten thousand dollar fugtive. But sources are not in agreement at this time, peace out.