Monday, December 19, 2005

Harry Potter

Well i read the first two books...not impressed not at all...will update later...

21 comments:

Tom said...

Wait, are you trying to still get them done in two days or did you not get all the books yet.

krustacianken said...

it seemed to me that you didn't fully understand the books. if you did indeed read the first one in an hour, that would be about 5 pages a minute or a page in 12 seconds, and it seems unlikely that you would be able to digest the information that quickly. for those of you who want to argue with me, if you have a harry potter book, time yourself. i found that i read a page in about 40 seconds, but that would be faster if i had been reading it for a while. im probably wrong, though, right. me, tom and monica or someone will have to come up with some questions.

Tom said...

Even though Kenric and my comments are going to be ripped to shreds when Sarah reads these, I will just say that, Sarah, you are a liar (this time, not all the time) and I won't believe you, until you say you have a reading/understanding rate of at least compared to a human's.

krustacianken said...

weird, me and tom agreeing on the site. i guess we'll see what happens when jennifer comes into this; she usually agrees with sarah.

Tom said...

Usually I do agree with you, Kenric.

And my brother-in-law reads fast but not that fast.

Guaranteed, Sarah will laugh at us because we are taking this so seriously.

krustacianken said...

i have never heard him say that. i think you are sarah actually, because you always agree with sarah. sarah, you know joels password, dont you.

Sarah said...

oh for petes sake kenric, i said i read PART of the book in an hour, i finished it the next morning...in all i think it took about 1 hour amd fourty-five minutes to read the first book...maybe a little more...and i am done with all of them...i took half of yesterday off ( from 1 pm till about 9pm ) to go shopping and do chores...mmonday i took time off for chores and to go to the ark...altho i did spend most of that day reading...today i got up around ten and finished the last book up around 1 ( i read like an 8th of it the night before) so calm down and if you have an quizes i will try my best...

Tom said...

Still, an hour and forty five minutes, I have to talk to Steve on Saturday to know how long it took him for the first book.

Sarah said...

well get over it....

Sarah said...

and kenric don't insult me by suggesting that i would stoop to posting as joel...maybe that's something you would do, but i wouldn't....

krustacianken said...

i hope you were just joking.

Tom said...

Just as a guess but I think Sarah types ... because she knows someone will comment.

You see, she was expecting me to complain to her because of her comment she made towards me...

Sarah said...

i was serious...if you honestly think i would post as joel just to make it seem like i have support then i am insulted...if you didn't mean it then why did you say it? Don't insult me or Joel by claiming that he follows everything i do just because we agree on a few things...i could say the same about rachael, but i wouldn't because i know it's not true...

krustacianken said...

it sure seeems like you two agree on everything. you are always arguing on the same side.

Sarah said...

yes because clearly walking up elavators, POD, and Harry Potter are everything...( i recall that Rachael agreed with you on all those things too) i am actually mad at you... i don't get mad about the arguing, just you thinking that you can be an elitist and make snide comments everytime we disagree...i have arguments with people quite often...none of them quite compare to you.

krustacianken said...

sarah, i am in tears because of your last comment, but before you call me an elitist because i might think im better than you because im crying and your not, consider this; you might be more of an elitist than i am. lets see:
Kenric: running up the down escalator is fun because no one does it and its dumb, which makes it fun.
Sarah: running up the down escalator is just plain dumb and im above that childish stuff. why would you do something like that.
Kenric: the artwork of that POD album could immediately be taken to be blasphemous, therefore it should be considered wrong.
Sarah: you obviously don't know good art when you see it, and i know its alright because i have read all kinds of stuff about art.
Kenric: Harry Potter, while some parts of it are not so good, is overall an enjoyable book that has an entertaining story.
Sarah: harry potter, in some parts was like nails on a chalk board. i have happened to have read books that have much better: plots, conversation, and mechanics.
now, i must say that you may not necessarily feel this way about these things, but this is how i myself think you feel about these things. i respect you decision to not like the harry potter books, and to not want to run up the down escalator; thats your decision, but just the way you talk about some stuff, i feel like you think you are so much more refined than everyone. yes, i will admit that i have ego problems of my own that i need to seriously work on, but i always feel like you are the one making the snide comments to me.

Sarah said...

do i accuse you of being dishonest?
do i tell you that unless you argee with me you are a: "unable to enjoy the simple things in life" b: " are just wrong" ( implying of course that i am not up to your standards) or c: " incapable of judging things objectivly because i dared not like something that you like...and then when i explain why you get all offended...the like or dislike of harry potter is not objective...therefore i have valid readsons for disliking it and you have valid for liking it...you started it by telling me that i must have just made myself not like it...which is a lie...i honestly did not like it...i think that it is stupid and you probably think that buying tons of shoes is usless. so stop crying already...sheesh

Sarah said...

oh and believe me, it is way more snide to think that you accurately judge how sheltered i am, when you haven't got a hell of an idea of what you are talking about...then it is for me even if i did think that you were stupid for liking some book series.

Jenn said...

leave him alone sarah. i know what u r saying, but he is being much more generous (in my opinion) than u r. i know u feel like u have to be tought and fight back against the homeschool crap (which is crap, people should stop, me included) but lay off the guy. kenric doesnt try to hurt n e 1. everyone is elitist, we all think we know best because we must know something better than someone else if they disagree with us. its harry potter people, lets all just try to be a little nicer. ((HUGS))

Sarah said...

well it is the one thing that makes me mad, tho i noticed he hasn't been harping on it resently.

Jenn said...

good