Monday, November 28, 2005

Why I shouldn't Shave My Beard

Why I shouldn't shave my beard:

1. Cool people just think it is sweet.

2. It makes me look cute.

3. It is cold outside, so it would be good for the winter season outside while building houses. It would be a blanket for my face. Believe it or not, but after I shaved my goatie, it was a little bit colder.

Why I should shave my beard:

1. Girls know fashion.

2. Sarah said to.

3. I might have a better chance of getting a girlfriend.

27 comments:

Adam said...

you never mentioned that i said you shouldn't shave your beard

Tom said...

I am sorry to say this but, since Sarah is right and all, I have to put that down. I did say cool people but that was mainly for the chops, not for the entire beard. In other words, I say what I want to say.

Jenn said...

it makes u look cute? u look cuter w/o, definately... or at least all trimmed up, that is much better. as long as u r neat looking, u will look alright. it is when it looks lazy and slopper that it isnt attractive... and n e ways, who wants to kiss a guy who is all hairy? yuck, scratchy.

Jenn said...

nice post btw, tom. great topic to discuss.

Tom said...

Well, I only said that because Rachael said it was cute, when she first saw the chops, which made my cheeks like fatter.
That reminds me, you didn't see me yet with only my chops. My goatie is growing back though.

Rachael said...

ok, clarification, facial hair on guys has very little effect on whether they get a girlfriend or not...unless they have a long,nasty beard.

Tom said...

I see, Rachael.

I am not Josh, Dany. So I don't need to do what he does.

Jenn said...

no, i dont think that is true, it might have little effect on u, but not on some girls

Rachael said...

huh?

Jenn said...

i dont feel like explaining

Tom said...

Ok, now I have a "splitting" headache.

Marnee said...

Tom why do all your reasons for shaving a beard have to do with girls and all your reasons for keeping it are so random...I guess you can add my vote to shaving it (not completely necessarily, but at least so it doesn't look like you just came from fighting the Civil War).
Josh does not have a girlfriend becauese of facial hair.
Do not try to imitate Josh in facial hair decisions (I don't like chops in general).

Adam said...

alright tom here's an idea... forget about what everyone else has told....Now think of what "you" want to do

Tom said...

Marnee, well, the main people who didn't like the chops were girls. The cool people I was referring to were the Shannons and a few others who accepted the chops. So they are guys and I work in construction which is a guy thing. So in general, it was guys vs. girls.

And a person in my class liked them. He was also a guy. And about the voting, that is done. Marnee, I don't want to imitate Josh. It so happens, we both have facial hair in that area. And why don't you like chops besides the civil war idea?

Adam, I never actually asked people what they wanted on the post. The only time I asked was at the Ark and on Xanga.

What I think is that I should keep the chops, you guys never said anything when I had a goatie with it. The only difference now is that it is thicker and no goatie. But my goatie is coming back, so I will have a full beard again for the winter. And to finish, why do I have long comments all the time.

Tom said...

I already have girl friends...

Rachael said...

i vote that you should get rid of them, but thats only my opinion.

krustacianken said...

that was actually me.

Tom said...

Kenric, you are just jealous, and who said there was voting?

Sarah said...

if kenric was actually jealous...nevermind...
and i argee they need to go...
and in case you didn't notice...you look nothing like josh...chops are not your thing...actual beards are just ulkkkkk on anyone

Tom said...

Sarah, if you think chops are not my thing, what do you THINK is my thing?

Of course, I don't look like Josh.

Tom said...

Sarah's comment from "Board Meeting"

"gahhhhh i seem like myself and i don't care what you sterotyping weirdos think that I am like...i seem like me and me can do anything it wants...
idykt sounds like idiot..."

Well, I think the chops are like me. So, ha. I have made my decision, and you guys will accept it.

Jenn said...

so... he wants guy to think he looks good.. and girls to think he looks yuck? not that it matters, but i think facial hair could be alright, AS LONG as it is neat and trimmed. as a side note (i have a lot of those lately) i made Mark shave today, lol.

Sarah said...

you ASKED us what we thought tom...i didn't ASK you guys to make inane comments...the chops r ugly to us girls who cares if guys like them guys are dumb

Tom said...

I will now refrain from commenting on this post.

Sarah said...

sorry i was mean.

Jenn said...

sarah needs something happy so she doesnt rip the hair off of tom's face. i thin kwe all need something happy in our lives. winter is a grumpy time of year. i can't wait for break to start, i can't wait to be back in the mht choir. i like being good instead of average lol (yeah i think i just changed the subject, oh well)

Adam said...

Winter isn't a grumpy time of year. You just need to learn how to appreciate all of the seasons. During winter there is a time where people say "Merry" Christmas. Winter can't be a grumpy time otherwise it wouldn't be Merry Christmas. It would be a Scrooge Christmas or Grumpy Christmas. I think I'm less grumpy now than I was during the fall.